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The author’s gotta have a purpose

Got to have some P.I.E.

Persuade, Inform, Entertain

Don’t forget to have some

 

Pie (P.I.E.)

 

Today I’m gonna write something,

But I’m not sure what to say

I must choose my words carefully

It’s the only way to explain.

 

Somebody say “P” > P!

P is for persuade

It’s the first letter in our pie

It means we’ve got to convince our readers that we know what we’re talking about here’s why,

 

Because…

The Author’s gotta have a purpose

Got to have some P.I.E.

Persuade, Inform, Entertain

Don’t forget to have some

 

Pie (P.I.E.)

 

Somebody say “I” >I!

I is for inform, we’ve got to teach the reader what we know.

Inform means to educate

Our words will help our reader’s grow

 

Somebody say “E” > E!

E stands for entertain.  Our reader’s got to have some fun.

Do you enjoy reading every single word you write?

Chances are so will everyone!

 

You see…

The Author’s gotta have a purpose

Got to have some P.I.E.

Persuade, Inform, Entertain

Don’t forget to have some

 

Pie (P.I.E.)

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SELLING MY BEDROOM

It’s all for sale, I’m selling my bedroom

It’s all for sale, I’m selling my bedroom

It’s all for sale, I’m selling my bedroom

It’s all for sale

 

Well step right up and don’t be shy! 

You’re in the place to be 

if you’re looking to buy.

 

This is the marvelous bedroom of Jonny D. 

Everything is for sale, well, except for me.

 

Take a good look around and drink it all in. 

I’ve got incredible goods, 

on which you can bid.

 

You can have the whole package 

for a small expense, 

of only $7,000,000 and 99 cents! 

(That’s cheap!)

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, this Sunday! 

The first three customers will get a free ice cream Sunday! 

That’s a Free Ice Cream Sunday to the first three on Sunday! 

Offer only available to the first three customers on Sunday. 

(Additional promotions do not apply.)

 

I’ve got one purple sock with two little holes, 

and one half of a banana peel 

that’s three days old,

 

next to three custom paper 

airplanes on my desk, 

and I’ll sell them as a package 

for just 70 cents.

 

But if you act now, 

and throw in one more dime, 

I’d be willing to part ways 

with three red vines.

 

In fact, I’ve got a whole candy stash 

under my bed…

next to three Harry Potter books 

I’ve already read…. Shazaam!

 

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   Hmm.. let’s see what else…

 

If you’re looking for posters 

I’ve got a few of

super heroes, sports teams, 

and a kangaroo.

 

I’ve got Lego castle that I made 

with my friend Steve, 

a 5000 piece puzzle of a chimpanzee.

 

Just name your price 

and we can make a deal. 

Even my teddy bear’s for sale 

and some skateboard wheels.

 

I’ve got this notepad of stories 

that I wrote at school, 

but I’m not selling that 

because it’s way too cool. 

 

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